Ha! My clever disguise fooled Daddy! He HELD me and he STILL thought I was a bear! He even called me "Pookie Bear"! Now, back to the tree!
Hehe! Look how slyly I'm sidling up to the presents...
Oh my! There's so much to choose from! What shall I reach for first?
Hehe! I've got something! But what is it and what do I do with it?! Is it a magic wand to make Daddy sleep while I peek at presents??
Uh...NOPE! Oh, Daddy, how did you get a hold of me again?! You're so stealthy!
I just don't understand why this keeps happening... It makes me so sad!
Is this what Christmas is all about -- parents crushing the dreams of their children?!
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All right. It's a new morning and I need to come up with a new idea. At least I've figured out what this thing I pulled off the tree is for: It's a thinking stick!
Ok, thinking stick. Work your magic on my brainz.
I've got it! I'm still friends with the bear in red! Thank you, thinking stick!
Hey, Red Bear! I'm back! Now here's the plan: You pretend I'm not a threat and...
...I'll pretend to be fascinated by this tree light. When no one's looking, I'll snag a present!
Yay! Now this is more like it!
But how do I open the darn thing? Sigh. I'm going to see what else is over there...
Hmm. This one looks interesting.
Why, what a pleasing design on this wrapping paper! I'll bet there's something really neato in here!
Hmm. Strange. It says, "To Daddy, From Emrick." I didn't buy or wrap this! If I didn't know better I would think Santa was a lie, too!
~Gasp!~ It's Daddy! Abandon ship!
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