Jul 23

Emrick vs. Godzilla

Ladies and Gentlemen! Today I am going to demonstrate how to slay Godzilla. These techniques can be applied to any large, carnivorous lizard.

First, you grab him from behind.

Then you lift him into the air...

...and throw him back to the ground! Don't lose your grip, though!

Once he's down, you should check for I.D. Let's see... "Made in China." What?! I thought Godzilla was Japanese!

Next, drag your kill behind the playpen.

Try not to get too drunk on the thrill of it all...

...and just creep away. Casually.

It is permissible, if no one is watching, to turn back and admire your work.

Then smile for the camera! Mama is so proud of her lizard-slaying boy!!

 

Shona

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    • Clark M on July 23, 2011 at 2:01 pm
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    Poor GZ, so misunderstood!

    • mom on July 23, 2011 at 3:12 pm
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    Emrick!! The next Superhero!! The world is in good hands!

    • Shona on July 23, 2011 at 5:10 pm
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    Clark, Godzilla is a terrorist. Do you sympathize with terrorists?!

    • Diagonal-Aunt Kelly on July 24, 2011 at 4:14 pm
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    It should be against the law to be this freaking cute! I just can’t stand how sweet he is! And I must say I feel much safer from unknown threats with my darling Emirck on watch!

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