Apr 18

Desk Job

Emrick is practicing for a desk job.  He will soon be available to lick stamps, give desks a good coat of saliva, and distract unwanted visitors by looking cute.  The sound effects you see in this video are an additional charge.

Marcus

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    • mom on April 18, 2011 at 8:24 pm
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    I still think he could be the etrade baby and give stock tips….he’s surely got the look down…just needs to work on his diction…his words were kind of garbled…

    • Uncle Chris on April 19, 2011 at 2:42 pm
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    Emrick has more interesting things to say than anyone else on the internet. Imma let you finish, now.

    • Diagonal Aunt Kelly on April 19, 2011 at 4:50 pm
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    Like uncle like nephew! Clark sounds just like that when he’s talking about work! Although I dare say my darling, perfect diagonal nephew had far more hair and is infinitely cuter! (btw Shona – got a spare room in case I find I’m in need of a new home after he reads this? LOL )

    • Shona on April 19, 2011 at 5:26 pm
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    Chris, we know. That’s why we’re giving Emrick his own twitter feed.

    Kelly, yes! So glad you asked. We charge $250 a night for our standard room (view of the street and sharing a bathroom with Emrick) and $350 for our deluxe (private bath and TV).

    For the full experience, however, we will consider letting out our master bedroom — aka Prime Sorensen — for $1,000 a night with a 7-night minimum. Includes private bath, TV, spacious closet, and a view of the neighbor’s pool.

    Call my cell to book at any time!

    • Kellie b on April 19, 2011 at 7:10 pm
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    Omg. Totally Shona clone in this shot!
    What’s the going rate for a cot in the laundry room?

    • cinda morgan on April 20, 2011 at 12:07 pm
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    Do I see “Puppy Boy” gnawing on the table in this video?

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