{"id":885,"date":"2010-10-25T15:58:53","date_gmt":"2010-10-25T21:58:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/?p=885"},"modified":"2022-02-15T09:10:26","modified_gmt":"2022-02-15T16:10:26","slug":"a-halloween-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/?p=885","title":{"rendered":"A Halloween Story"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Hey, Mom! Isn't Halloween coming up soon? Yay for candy!<\/p><\/div>\n

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But, but, what do you mean I'm too young for trick-or-treating? And how is anyone going to see the cool Halloween jammies Grandma Merlyn gave me?<\/p><\/div>\n

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Aw come on. Look at this face. I'll bet I can charm you into letting me go...<\/p><\/div>\n

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No? Ho hum. I guess I'll just hang around here and mope.<\/p><\/div>\n

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No, wait! I've got a plan! I'm going to go find where Mom is hiding the Halloween candy! I'm outta here...<\/p><\/div>\n

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Look! I'm escaping! I'm scaling the sofa! I'm going AWOL! That candy will be in my hot little hands in no time!<\/p><\/div>\n

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D'oh! Daddy caught me! How will I get any candy now?<\/p><\/div>\n

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Hehe. When Plan A doesn't work, Plan B is always to look cute so as to distract the parents. Um... Hey, Mom and Dad! Ga ga Goo goo!<\/p><\/div>\n

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Tee hee, it worked! I found the Halloween candy stash! What the heck is a Kit Kat?<\/p><\/div>\n

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Oh no. I feel kind of bad for being bad...<\/p><\/div>\n

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Nevermind. If I'm too young to trick-or-treat, then I am certainly too young to know what guilt feels like. Look! My tongue!<\/p><\/div>\n

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Candy? Prepare to be eaten!<\/p><\/div>\n

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Ah... Sugary satisfaction at last. The End. <\/p><\/div>\n

Stay tuned for deleted scenes and the blooper reel from A Halloween Story.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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