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<\/a>Why are you looking out the window so wistfully, Pooks?<\/p><\/div>\n
<\/a>I no haz a wistful...<\/p><\/div>\n
<\/a>But I's mad that we're leavin' Californiaz, and that ur puttin LOLCat-style captionz under mai picturez.<\/p><\/div>\n
Sorry, Pookie! I’ll stop making you sound like a grammatically-challenged cat. You deserve better! And as for leaving California, you don’t have to be mad (or sad)! We’re going home to Utah, where you have more toys and a play room all to yourself! And and and a bigger crib, and TWO diaper-changing stations, and a nursery that Mama is almost done decorating after five months…<\/p>\n
<\/a>Oh boy! What else?!<\/p><\/div>\n
and and and a big box of Cheerios!<\/p>\n
<\/a>Hooray! So long, California!<\/p><\/div>\n
<\/a>Oh! But can we stop in Vegas on the way home? Maybe stay in a hotel with an AC unit that needs to be played with?<\/p><\/div>\n
You bet, Pookie!<\/p>\n
<\/a>Yeah? Great! And uh... maybe play some slots, too?? Yeah, yeah? Can we?<\/p><\/div>\n
Um. No.<\/p>\n
<\/a>Hum. Whatever. All right.<\/p><\/div>\n
Pookie! No pouting! Give me a great big smile, right now!<\/p>\n
<\/a>Aw Mom. I'm just teasing!<\/p><\/div>\n
Oh, Pookie!<\/p>\n
<\/a>Ha ha ha. Ooooh, a camera! Just let me tou---!<\/p><\/div>\n
*CRASH!*BANG!*<\/p>\n
Emrick Braden Sorensen!!<\/p>\n