{"id":1989,"date":"2011-07-23T13:02:07","date_gmt":"2011-07-23T19:02:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/?p=1989"},"modified":"2022-02-15T09:09:57","modified_gmt":"2022-02-15T16:09:57","slug":"emrick-vs-godzilla","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/?p=1989","title":{"rendered":"Emrick vs. Godzilla"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_1992\" style=\"width: 576px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4449.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1992\" class=\"size-large wp-image-1992 \" title=\"IMG_4449\" src=\"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4449-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"576\" height=\"432\" srcset=\"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4449-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4449-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4449-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4449-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1992\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Ladies and Gentlemen! Today I am going to demonstrate how to slay Godzilla. These techniques can be applied to any large, carnivorous lizard.<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_1991\" style=\"width: 576px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4450.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1991\" class=\"size-large wp-image-1991 \" title=\"IMG_4450\" src=\"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4450-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"576\" height=\"432\" srcset=\"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4450-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4450-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4450-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4450-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1991\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">First, you grab him from behind.<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_1993\" style=\"width: 576px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4451.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1993\" class=\"size-large wp-image-1993 \" title=\"IMG_4451\" src=\"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4451-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"576\" height=\"432\" srcset=\"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4451-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4451-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4451-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4451-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1993\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Then you lift him into the air...<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_1994\" style=\"width: 576px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4452.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1994\" class=\"size-large wp-image-1994 \" title=\"IMG_4452\" src=\"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4452-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"576\" height=\"432\" srcset=\"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4452-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4452-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4452-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4452-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1994\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">...and throw him back to the ground! Don&#39;t lose your grip, though!<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_1995\" style=\"width: 576px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4462.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1995\" class=\"size-large wp-image-1995 \" title=\"IMG_4462\" src=\"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4462-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"576\" height=\"432\" srcset=\"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4462-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4462-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4462-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4462-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1995\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Once he&#39;s down, you should check for I.D. Let&#39;s see... &quot;Made in China.&quot; What?! I thought Godzilla was Japanese!<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_1996\" style=\"width: 576px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4453.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1996\" class=\"size-large wp-image-1996 \" title=\"IMG_4453\" src=\"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4453-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"576\" height=\"432\" srcset=\"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4453-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4453-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4453-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4453-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1996\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Next, drag your kill behind the playpen.<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_1998\" style=\"width: 576px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4463.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1998\" class=\"size-large wp-image-1998 \" title=\"IMG_4463\" src=\"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4463-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"576\" height=\"432\" srcset=\"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4463-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4463-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4463-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4463-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1998\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Try not to get too drunk on the thrill of it all...<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_1999\" style=\"width: 576px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_44541.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1999\" class=\"size-large wp-image-1999 \" title=\"IMG_4454\" src=\"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_44541-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"576\" height=\"432\" srcset=\"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_44541-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_44541-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_44541-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_44541-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1999\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">...and just creep away. Casually.<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_2000\" style=\"width: 576px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4464.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2000\" class=\"size-large wp-image-2000 \" title=\"IMG_4464\" src=\"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4464-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"576\" height=\"432\" srcset=\"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4464-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4464-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4464-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4464-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2000\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">It is permissible, if no one is watching, to turn back and admire your work.<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_2001\" style=\"width: 576px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4511.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2001\" class=\"size-large wp-image-2001 \" title=\"IMG_4511\" src=\"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4511-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"576\" height=\"432\" srcset=\"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4511-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4511-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4511-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4511-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2001\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Then smile for the camera! Mama is so proud of her lizard-slaying boy!!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1993,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1989","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-babysor","category-happenings","item-wrap"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1989","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1989"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1989\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5252,"href":"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1989\/revisions\/5252"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1993"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1989"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1989"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1989"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}