{"id":1961,"date":"2011-07-15T16:43:42","date_gmt":"2011-07-15T22:43:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/?p=1961"},"modified":"2022-02-15T09:09:58","modified_gmt":"2022-02-15T16:09:58","slug":"i-promise-these-pictures-were-not-staged","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/?p=1961","title":{"rendered":"I PROMISE These Pictures Were NOT staged!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is what happens when Mommy and Emrick fight for control of an oatmeal-loaded spoon.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4378.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1962\" title=\"IMG_4378\" src=\"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4378-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"576\" height=\"432\" srcset=\"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4378-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4378-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4378-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4378-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4385.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1963\" title=\"IMG_4385\" src=\"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4385-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"576\" height=\"432\" srcset=\"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4385-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4385-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4385-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4385-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4386.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1964\" title=\"IMG_4386\" src=\"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4386-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"576\" height=\"432\" srcset=\"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4386-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4386-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4386-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_4386-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">It was <em>after<\/em> I wiped down his shirt and high chair that I noticed this meteor-sized glob on his forehead. I think he stuck it there on purpose to make me laugh&#8230; &#8217;cause I certainly was not amused by his shenanigans before then!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is what happens when Mommy and Emrick fight for control of an oatmeal-loaded spoon. It was after I wiped down his shirt and high chair that I noticed this meteor-sized glob on his forehead. I think he stuck it there on purpose to make me laugh&#8230; &#8217;cause I certainly was not amused by his &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/?p=1961\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1962,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1961","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-babysor","category-funny-stuff","item-wrap"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1961","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1961"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1961\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1966,"href":"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1961\/revisions\/1966"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1962"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1961"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1961"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1961"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}