{"id":1205,"date":"2010-12-31T12:44:48","date_gmt":"2010-12-31T19:44:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/?p=1205"},"modified":"2022-02-15T09:10:18","modified_gmt":"2022-02-15T16:10:18","slug":"a-christmas-tale-part-3-chapter-2-of-the-conclusion-aka-the-conclusions-conclusion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/marcusandshona.com\/?p=1205","title":{"rendered":"A Christmas Tale, Part 3: Chapter 2 of the Conclusion (aka The Conclusion’s Conclusion)"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Huh? What's going on here? <\/p><\/div>\n

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Daddy's actually walking me toward the presents???<\/p><\/div>\n

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And he's handing me a gift?<\/p><\/div>\n

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TWO gifts?<\/p><\/div>\n

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THREE???!<\/p><\/div>\n

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Dare I hope for...?<\/p><\/div>\n

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FOUR presents?!?! Hehe, oh my goodness!<\/p><\/div>\n

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Whoa, hold on a minute! Is it... is it... It is! It's CHRISTMAS DAY!! Yay!<\/p><\/div>\n

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Seriously, you guys? These presents are all for ME??<\/p><\/div>\n

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You're not kidding? I really get to have them all?<\/p><\/div>\n

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And... and... and they were sent by all the people who love me very much? ~quivering lips~<\/p><\/div>\n

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Oh, I'm just so happy I could cry!... Or, spit up!<\/p><\/div>\n

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Well, which one should I play with first?<\/p><\/div>\n

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There are presents here...<\/p><\/div>\n

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...presents there...<\/p><\/div>\n

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I'm so confused! I just don't know where to start! With a full day of play ahead of me, this is going to be a merry Christmas after all!<\/p><\/div>\n

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Oh, happy sigh... I thought this was going to be the most miserable Christmas, but...<\/p><\/div>\n

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it turned out to be the best Christmas I've ever had!... ~snore~<\/p><\/div>\n

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Thank you for all the gifts, Family! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, Everybody!<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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